Senator of Easy Virtue
There have been suspicions and some rumors that a senator who is currently serving in the senate instead of a state facility had a different occupation prior to the election. The senator was known to frequent establishments that served adult beverages and then offered to spend some “quality” time with the consumers of those adult beverages. The “quality” time was only offered after an appropriate exchange of cash, while this is a practice that goes on in the senate, it’s not too common for that occupation to be the experience gained prior to election to public service. We know they’ll be a whore once elected, but we don’t usually expect them to admit to making a living at it prior to public service.
This senator had experience accepting cash for services for a long time prior to serving in the senate. Individuals who made a living this way used to be considered low quality and morally tainted. If your brother was dating a young lady of easy virtue, you would discourage any long term relationship with this morally challenged individual. If your sister was paying a young man to spend some “quality” time with her on occasion, you would discourage her from paying too much or letting your mother know your sister is shelling out her hard earned cash (hopefully your sister earns her cash in a more legitimate way) supporting a gigolo. Apparently this country is blessed with both young men and young ladies of easy virtue. We are an equal opportunity society.
Usually the young men and women, who start their lives out in this age old profession, get to a point in their lives that they no longer want to please and satisfy the shallow individuals that help them make their living. They may or may not have made so much money that they want to retire and only please themselves. However some of these kind hearted whores want to continue with their occupation, but in a new environment. They become comfortable in an environment where it has become common practice and acceptable (among their peers) to prostitute themselves for personal gain. They run for public office. They learn to live off the generosity of tax payers like you and me. And they get their money when elected the same way as before, that’s right by screwing us. The only alteration in the process is we get screwed but we aren’t paying them for the screwing.
The elected whore is still the whore, the electorate also known as the taxpayer is the one getting screwed (but not kissed) and the puppet masters (apparently they’re the ones getting kissed in a variety of ways) are the ones paying the whore to do the screwing.
A whore is a person who takes money to compromise their virtue. If that doesn’t describe most politicians I don’t know what does. We elect them; they do what they are told to do by the individuals who pay them to screw us. Where were they in my misspent youth, when I had to do all of my own paying? They should have served in the same parts of Asia as I did, I would have saved some money.
Well now that I think about it I’m glad they didn’t, they’re paying now and I’m worse off then when I did the paying. They only thing at risk was the occasional social disease and seventy nine cents and a couple of Kool cigarettes. Now I’m not getting screwed in the biblical sense, but my wallet is getting violated in a variety of ways, and the whore is banking a bundle. We need better whores in office.
The next big question is which, senator am I describing? Yours, mine, maybe both, probably both.
Vote the Bums Out,